{"product_id":"frankly-i-do-not-care-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Frankly I Do Not Care Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n \u003cthead\u003e\n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \u003c\/thead\u003e\n \u003ctbody\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Width, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 20.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 22.01 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 24.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 26.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Length, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 27.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 28.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 29.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 30.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 31.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 32.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Sleeve length (from center back), in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 33.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 34.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 35.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 36.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 37.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 38.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003ctr\u003e\n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n Size tolerance, in\n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 1.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tr\u003e\n \n \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n This midweight crewneck brings together comic‑book energy and cozy everyday wear. The illustration on the front reads like a punchline — bold lettering, neon accents, and a cheeky central character — so the sweatshirt works like wearable attitude: it warms, it stands out, and it doesn’t try too hard. The fit is classic and relaxed, with ribbed collar and cuffs that hold their shape. Because it’s knit without side seams and finished with reinforced double‑needle stitching, it hangs cleanly and lives through repeat wear. Subtle details — like printed DTF inner neck labels and the option for small embroidered placements — let you personalize how bold or understated you want the piece to feel. Made with ethically sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes, it’s built to be both comfortable and responsible.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Medium‑heavy 50\/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz\/yd²) for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double‑needle stitched seams\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; embroidery available on chest or wrists\u003cbr\u003e- OEKO‑TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton; compliant safety standards\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Nicaragua, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52394969596200,"sku":"31956290183372568673","price":44.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Sand","offer_id":52394969628968,"sku":"25474259892192033087","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52394969661736,"sku":"89498389415131952748","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52394969694504,"sku":"58750257124366411413","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sand","offer_id":52394969727272,"sku":"33763963938593284710","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52394969760040,"sku":"14871122406950422035","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52394969792808,"sku":"20807732370266891673","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52394969825576,"sku":"25224451812728665041","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Sand","offer_id":52394969858344,"sku":"32201226241725013331","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52394969891112,"sku":"12012460106431877046","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52394969923880,"sku":"16905380798938366979","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52394969956648,"sku":"42925210097502220811","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52394969989416,"sku":"23573038912815430415","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52394970022184,"sku":"22830328622428447891","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Heather","offer_id":52394970054952,"sku":"59435513099911452773","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52394970087720,"sku":"15059381441851305043","price":48.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52394970120488,"sku":"11463768828326873308","price":47.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52394970153256,"sku":"28795543258792184462","price":53.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52394970186024,"sku":"59729427817955492053","price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":52394970218792,"sku":"11029689947120286191","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1003\/6353\/4632\/files\/2575000858810633131_2048.jpg?v=1789571206","url":"https:\/\/birdieswardrobe.myshopify.com\/products\/frankly-i-do-not-care-crewneck-sweatshirt","provider":"Birdie's Wardrobe","version":"1.0","type":"link"}